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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some sad truths about life?

No way

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

How does one succeed in life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

No, not a chance

Having Low Levels Of This Vitamin Can Cause Dry Eyes. Are You Getting Enough? - Women's Health

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

OnePlus Watch 3 gets a smaller 43mm size alongside new Buds 4 in the US next month - 9to5Google

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons