What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:44

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are some sad truths about life?
No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons